oh no you didn't
01.02.05 (10:32 am) [edit]
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i stayed at this hotel. c and myself had some crazy drunken episode on the ground of this hotel...my ankle appeared to be broken, but i was only drunkenly claiming this injury.
now this gorgeous paradise is this? how will these countries be relieved? why do things like this happen? i will not feed apocolytpic thoughts here, but the day this was happening, it snowed in south texas.
2005.
1) 1 strange fight with d. was that a fight? i dont know. i feel lame....i have girl written all over me. but seriously, i have girl who misses boy terribly written all over me...as i write this my chest actually hurts. this is how much d's absence is......but he will be here soon.
2) 2=number of chicken thighs in the chicken soup i made for o and i today. she came over and we had a beer. and she burped. and she said she liked her chicken soup with mashed potatoes....so i made some for her, and she was quite right.
3) 3= number of times martha called janitorial workers at work today to tell them i couldnt be there. i wont protect the innocent- martha martha marth martha. then she emails me to tell me i will be heading to switzerland. --okay, not so bad, but wow- a week and a half before d gets here? and she knows this, everyone knows this-- and right before my finals? who is this woman? she literally is the wicked witch of my life....she must be filing her nails and laughing wickedly as i type this. or pushing little pins into a doll shaped like me.
4) 4 times in the year 2004 i went to the grocery store and waited in line with my handbasket, had the woman ring everything up, and then realized i did not have my wallet.
5) 5= number of emails it took for a guy from my university to ask me to his sports team's formal. wow did he not notice i wasn't at school? all of his emails were quite funny...and cute...but i had to um, decline. seeing that I now live in a foreign country.... is my absentia that unnoticeable? was he like, oh--i know who i can invite, she hasn't been around much, i bet she'd come? I dont know. but i was flattered--beyond flattered, since the real number here should be 5=number of times i have walked by a mirror or reflecting window today and thought i looked like two very hungry cats had attacked me for a ring of kitty fritters around my neck. maybe he asked me because he cant see me?
6) 6= number of notices i have recieved that i am to be moved out of here by the 13th. um. as of now, only me and the madame live here. she MAILED these notices. I began recieving them last month. and received my (final?) latest one on friday.
7) 7= 7:00 pm. time i fell asleep on December 31st, 2004.
8) 8-4=4 (ha! that was witty) 4= number of times i debated whether or not to eat the cookies in the shelf. (they were eaten--but only 2)
9) 90.00 euros. price of birth control! why isnt that stuff free? in the water? then we could hand out licenses for baby making.
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i stayed at this hotel. c and myself had some crazy drunken episode on the ground of this hotel...my ankle appeared to be broken, but i was only drunkenly claiming this injury.
now this gorgeous paradise is this? how will these countries be relieved? why do things like this happen? i will not feed apocolytpic thoughts here, but the day this was happening, it snowed in south texas.
2005.
1) 1 strange fight with d. was that a fight? i dont know. i feel lame....i have girl written all over me. but seriously, i have girl who misses boy terribly written all over me...as i write this my chest actually hurts. this is how much d's absence is......but he will be here soon.
2) 2=number of chicken thighs in the chicken soup i made for o and i today. she came over and we had a beer. and she burped. and she said she liked her chicken soup with mashed potatoes....so i made some for her, and she was quite right.
3) 3= number of times martha called janitorial workers at work today to tell them i couldnt be there. i wont protect the innocent- martha martha marth martha. then she emails me to tell me i will be heading to switzerland. --okay, not so bad, but wow- a week and a half before d gets here? and she knows this, everyone knows this-- and right before my finals? who is this woman? she literally is the wicked witch of my life....she must be filing her nails and laughing wickedly as i type this. or pushing little pins into a doll shaped like me.
4) 4 times in the year 2004 i went to the grocery store and waited in line with my handbasket, had the woman ring everything up, and then realized i did not have my wallet.
5) 5= number of emails it took for a guy from my university to ask me to his sports team's formal. wow did he not notice i wasn't at school? all of his emails were quite funny...and cute...but i had to um, decline. seeing that I now live in a foreign country.... is my absentia that unnoticeable? was he like, oh--i know who i can invite, she hasn't been around much, i bet she'd come? I dont know. but i was flattered--beyond flattered, since the real number here should be 5=number of times i have walked by a mirror or reflecting window today and thought i looked like two very hungry cats had attacked me for a ring of kitty fritters around my neck. maybe he asked me because he cant see me?
6) 6= number of notices i have recieved that i am to be moved out of here by the 13th. um. as of now, only me and the madame live here. she MAILED these notices. I began recieving them last month. and received my (final?) latest one on friday.
7) 7= 7:00 pm. time i fell asleep on December 31st, 2004.
8) 8-4=4 (ha! that was witty) 4= number of times i debated whether or not to eat the cookies in the shelf. (they were eaten--but only 2)
9) 90.00 euros. price of birth control! why isnt that stuff free? in the water? then we could hand out licenses for baby making.
ifreed.org
donate to help tsunami victims, please.